Nowadays most people kick with the pricks. ~ Theodor Adorno You only find complete unanimity in a cemetery. ~ Abel Aganbegyan The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get much sleep. ~ Woody Allen Now no man can argue his knees. ~ Walter Bagehot A continual dropping in a(…)
A nice collection of sarcastic advice and also some sarcastic sayings about giving advice itself. Take it with a pinch of salt. A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. ~ Joseph Addison Do not remove a fly from your friend’s forehead with a hatchet. ~Anon When you fall flat, At(…)
We’re all angry at some point in time. So here’s a nice list of sarcastic sayings about anger and aggression, to make you, less angry. Huh! Yeah. Temper seems to pay some attention to reason, but to hear it imperfectly – just as eager servants go darting off before hearing the end of what it(…)
Private faces in public places Are wiser and nicer Than public faces in private places. ~ W. H. Auden He whose face gives no light, shall never become a star. ~ William Blake The world must judge of you by what you seem, not by what you are. ~ Earl of Chesterfield There remains behind(…)
A sarcastic collection of sayings related to beauty and expressing it: whether handsomely or like a roadside Romeo. Have your pick. Anything in any way beautiful derives its beauty from itself, and asks nothing beyond itself. Praise is no part of it. ~ Marcus Aurelius There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness(…)
A list of sarcastic sayings about being ambitious for those who are either too ambitious or not at all. No matter who they are, these few lines below are meant for them. It could also be you.
God knows that belief is more important than what we believe. ~ Elizabeth Bibesco Prudent. A man who believes ten per cent of what he hears, a quarter of what he reads, and half of what he sees. ~ Ambrose Bierce Just as every conviction begins as a whim so does every emancipator serve his(…)
A list of sarcastic sayings and epigrams about beginnings and endings. Be it, or life or an event, have your pick and refine your wooden tongue today with these sayings.
A funny but yet sarcastic list of sayings involving animals and other earthly creatures which we human somehow do not like to classify as animals in fear of insulting the own animal genes in us. Horses are always horses, riders are not always horsemen. ~ Alessandro Alvisi A man on a horse Has four eyes(…)
A collection of intelligent Sarcastic sayings and quotes about actions and doing things. A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. ~ Fred Allen A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide(…)